Internet Famous by Vexa Moon
Internet Famous
[Intro]
Oh yeah… oh yeah…
Live, stream, post, repeat!
(Uh-huh… hashtag trending…)
[Verse 1]
Woke up at 2 AM, checking my likes,
Selfie with a cat, perfect Photoshop strikes.
Coffee in one hand, my phone in the other,
Replying to my own comments like, “Thanks, brother!”
Filters on my face, reality erased,
Fifteen-second fame, I’ve already embraced.
Bought a ring light bigger than my bed,
Now I’m posing with a llama… in my head.
[Pre-Chorus]
TikTok dances in the kitchen,
Viral memes with no mission,
Everyone’s a star, it’s ridiculous,
But I’m filming, living, it’s continuous.
[Chorus – Fast & Catchy]
I’m Internet Famous! (double-tap, oh yeah!)
Screenshot, upload, all my pets care.
I’m Internet Famous! (hashtag trending, hey!)
Even my grandma thinks I slay!
Post it, tag it, hashtag me,
Filters, likes, and commentary!
Internet Famous! (oh-oh-oh-oh!)
Clout chasing never felt so free!
[Verse 2]
Unboxing cereal, live from my bed,
Comment section filled with haters and dread.
“Buy my merch!”—I scream with a grin,
Sponsored by chaos, I’m cashing in.
Dance challenges, pranks, and fails,
Viral tears in 4K detail.
Every notification a dopamine hit,
For fifteen minutes of fame, I’m legit!
[Pre-Chorus]
Livestream rants in pajama pants,
Going viral just by chance.
Meme-ing through life, it’s our religion,
Clout is king, and I’m on a mission!
[Chorus – Fast & Catchy]
I’m Internet Famous! (double-tap, oh yeah!)
Screenshot, upload, all my pets care.
I’m Internet Famous! (hashtag trending, hey!)
Even my grandma thinks I slay!
Post it, tag it, hashtag me,
Filters, likes, and commentary!
Internet Famous! (oh-oh-oh-oh!)
Clout chasing never felt so free!
[Bridge – Spoken/Rapped Satire]
Watch me floss, watch me flex,
Sell a juice cleanse, cash the checks.
Dance with my dog, do a weird trend,
Influence expires when the Wi-Fi ends.
(Uh-huh… yeah, like, totally…)
Swipe up, buy this, clickbait your dreams,
It’s a world of followers, and endless memes.
Every post a gamble, every story a scheme,
I’m famous online… or so it seems!
[Chorus – Fast Finale]
I’m Internet Famous! (double-tap, oh yeah!)
Screenshot, upload, all my pets care.
I’m Internet Famous! (hashtag trending, hey!)
Even my grandma thinks I slay!
Post it, tag it, hashtag me,
Filters, likes, and commentary!
Internet Famous! (oh-oh-oh-oh!)
Clout chasing never felt so free!
[Outro – Satirical Fade-Out]
Ohhh… yeah… like and subscribe…
Follow me for more…
Influencer life… living the dream…
Internet Famous!