Mason Jar Knockout by Sin and Shine
Mason Jar Knockout
(Verse 1 – Male)
Slid a jar across the old oak bar,
Clear as water, (but it hits like a scar.)
Moonshine strong as a mule kick,
One sip in, (and the world feels slick.)
(Verse 2 – Female)
I laughed too loud, (brushed off the burn,)
Thought I was clever, (thought I had the turn.)
But that jar’s got teeth,( don’t need no gloves,)
It’ll teach you lessons you can’t rise above.
(Pre-Chorus – Together)
It ain’t just liquor, (it’s a rodeo fight,)
One wrong move, (and you’re outta sight.)
(Chorus – Together)
Mason jar knockout,( hits you where it counts,)
Sweet on your tongue,( but it packs the pounds.)
Laughin’ in the moonlight, (cryin’ by dawn,)
You’re lovin’ the night, (but it’s movin’ on.)
Clear as water, (but it don’t play fair,)
Mason jar knockout, (better beware.)
(Verse 3 – Male)
I tried to dance with the devil in the rye,
Thought I was steady,( thought I was sly.)
Next thing I know, (I’m kissin’ the floor,)
Moonshine laughin’,( askin’ for more.)
(Verse 4 – Female)
I should’ve warned you, (should’ve held you back,)
But I poured another, (what the hell, what the heck?)
That jar’s a temptress, (it’s a sly old fox,)
It’ll steal your boots and your Saturday socks.
(Pre-Chorus – Together)
One sip too far, it’ll claim your pride,
Better hold on or be taken for a ride.
(Chorus – Together)
Mason jar knockout,( don’t you feel the sting?)
Sweet on your lips,( but it bites like a king.)
We’re laughin’ and fallin’, (caught in its spell,)
Every drop’s a story we’ll never tell.
Clear as water, (but strong as sin,)
Mason jar knockout, (let the fight begin.)
(Bridge – Female)
I swear I’m fine, (I’m standin’ tall,)
But that jar’s a heavyweight, ready to maul.
(Bridge – Male)
We chase the buzz till the rooster crows,
Moonshine warriors, heaven knows.
(Chorus – Together, Big Finish)
Mason jar knockout, hold your head high,
Clear as water, but it’ll knock you out dry.
Laughin’ at the pain, (dancin’ through the night,)
One more sip, baby, let’s see who’s right.
Sweet on the lips, (but it don’t play fair,)
Mason jar knockout, better beware.
(Outro – Together, soft)
Clear as water, strong as a mule,
One more round, and we’re nobody’s fool.