My Cat Hates Me by Girard
My Cat Hates Me
[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning to a hiss and a glare,
My cat’s on the dresser, just messin’ with my hair.
I try to pet him, but he swats me away,
It’s clear as the sunlight, he wants me to stay away.
[Chorus]
My cat hates me, it’s plain to see,
He’s plotting my downfall from his spot in the tree.
I give him the kibble, I clean up his mess,
But all I get back is a fur-covered stress.
[Verse 2]
Every time I walk by, he gives me that stare,
Like he’s thinkin’, “Human, don’t you dare!”
He knocks over my coffee, steals my favorite chair,
This feline dictator’s beyond repair.
[Chorus]
My cat hates me, there’s no denyin’,
He’s got that evil grin, like he’s always lyin’.
I bought him a bed, but he sleeps on my clothes,
My cat hates me, that’s just how it goes.
[Bridge]
He ignores me all day, but at 3 AM,
He’s clawing my face like he’s startin’ a trend.
I try to love him, but it’s all in vain,
My cat’s got a mission to drive me insane.
[Verse 3]
I’ve tried every toy, every treat on the shelf,
But he’s happier just being by himself.
I say “Come here, kitty,” he runs out the door,
Guess I’ll never win this furry war.
[Chorus]
My cat hates me, it’s his favorite game,
Making me chase him, while he ignores my name.
I’ve given up hope of winning his heart,
My cat hates me, and that’s just the start.
[Outro]
So I’ll keep feeding him, cleaning his mess,
Accept that my cat will never be impressed.
But when he curls up, just once in a while,
I know deep down, he loves me… in his own grumpy style